Sunday, December 9, 2012

SHORT BUT SUFFICE


8th December 2012, Ha Tien, Vietnam.   Hello my dear readers!  I  have lifted another article from my previous journal “Ang Buhay nga Naman”.

It is Christmas time and I would like to share this one for your reading pleasure.


WHERE YOU BELONG?

In the Philippines we have “Kapuso”, “Kapamilya” or  “Kasama”.

In Vietnam I am looking for my “Katropa”.

NO. 1 OR NO. 2?

Why is it that in all fields someone will always claim to be the Number 1; while nobody would claim to be Number 2?

TEXT MESSAGE

The usual text of the Husband whenever he is on business trips:

 “MA CAN’T GO HOME YET STILL SHOPPING.”

The Wife replies:

“PA COME HOME NOW,  I’M SELLING WHAT YOU'RE SHOPPING.”

The above prompted the Husband to go home immediately. Why so? Guess why.

YOU WANT MORE?

How do you say it in:

Japanese:  “ISAPANE!”

Vietnamese”  “CHO TOI MOT!”

Pilipino: “ISA PA NGA!”

TRUTH ABOUT BREAST MILK

Breast milk best for babies and for daddies too!

PINOY VOCABULARY

I have learned these terms from my research:

Malalim na salita:  Balon, Dagat.

Mabigat na salita:  Bato, Higanti

Masakit na salita:  Aray, Hapdi at Kirot!

NOTICE THIS ONE

You will notice that this notice is nothing to be noticed.  Did you notice?

IT’S NOT EASY TO WRITE SOMETIME

Well it's difficult sometime to think what to write. So in this edition it is short, but promise I write more next time. I hope you enjoyed.

I wish you all a Merry Christmas!

Thursday, May 24, 2012

ANG BUHAY NGA NAMAN


I would like to publish this article I wrote in my previous Taglish journal "Ang Buhay Nga Naman" and practice my writing skills sa wikang Pilipino.   

Hi! Magandang araw po mga Kabayan! Ang edition po na ito ay galing sa aking tagalized column dati.



Let’s test your IQ and please try to answer bago mo silipin ang tamang sagot sa dakong hulihan.


T-1 Ano ang pagkakapareho ng isang "Hari" at ng "Meterstick"?
T-2. Ano ang matatagpuan mo sa gitna ng “Australia at America”?
T-3. Ano ang pagkakapareho ng “Island” at ng letter “T”.
T-4. Ano naman ang mga letters na di mo matatagpuan sa Alphabet?


More Questions Pa:
T –  Ano ang pagkaka-iba ng “parachute” at ng “condom”?
S – Ang parachute pag nabutas “PATAY” kang bata ka! Samantala ang condom pag nabutas “BUHAY” kang bata ka!

T – Ano naman ang similarity ng 'Asphalted road' at ng isang 'Babae'?
S – Pareho po silang 'Slippery” when WET! Ay bastos! 

Paano Pauwiin si Mister?  I-text mo!

Meron isang businessman na mahilig mag-extend tuwing may business trip at lagi  na lang may excuses.

The businessman texts his wife: “MOMMY CAN’T COME HOME YET STILL SHOPPING
And the wife texts back: "DADDY PLS COME BACK AM SELLING WHAT UR SHOPPING
So uwi agad si Mister. Bakit kaya? Hulaan mo na lang.

Oi! Punta Tayo sa Hanoi!

Alam ninyo ba doon pala sa Hanoi 15% ng mga teenagers sexually active na! At halos 5% daw naman ng mga babaeng teenagers ay nabubuntis bago mag 18! Kaya tinanong ko yong Vietnamese friend ko bakit kaya? Sabi niya  kasi daw malamig sa Hanoi at wala gano magawa. So they just "DO IT"! “Troi Oi!”

Oy maaasign yata ako don soon!


Ang Sagot sa IQ Test
T-1 Pareho silang "RULER".
T-2 Eh di letter “R”.
T-3 Pareho silang nasa gitna ng "WATER".
T-4 Eh yon mga "letters sa Post Office". At saka meron pa pa yong letter para sa mahal ko.

O nakuha mo ba?




Sige hanggang sa muli po at sana nagustuhan ninyo ito. Babalik po ako for more. Pramis!

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

SIMPLIFY YOUR LIFE

24th April 2012, Nha Trang, Vietnam.  Stress is one of the deadliest curses of the modern age. The most dreaded diseases that afflict man like chronic nervous tension, heart trouble, and cancer have been found to be stress-related. Stress is caused by leading a fast, complicated, and nerve-wracking lifestyle. We constantly find that there is neither enough time nor resources to do the things we want or need to do, leaving us feeling agitated, harassed, frantic, and continually on edge. To be able to cope with the growing complexity and pressures of life that confront us daily, we need to de-stress by slowing down and simplifying our lives. Life simplification is about knowing your true values, goals, and priorities so you can focus on them, and discard all the other matters that just add tension and confusion to your existence.

Don’t let stress wear you down. Discover through thoughtful analysis of your values, lifestyle, and goals what is “enough” or just “perfectly right” for you. With  life simplification, you can save your health and sanity, and maximize your capacity to savor and enjoy life.

Take a pen and a sheet of paper and write down the things that complicate, harass, and bring tension into your life. Come up with creative ideas to counter these for a less stressful and more meaningful life.  As a guide, I would like to suggest that you consider the following.

1. Slow down. If you constantly find yourself racing against the clock, take a deep breath and calm down. You must learn to simplify your day-to-day schedule and live a more balanced, deliberate, and purposeful life. Most important of all, learn to say no to people and activities that you can do well without.
2. De-clutter. Most of us have an excessive preoccupation with “things” and having or  collecting them. Control your compulsive consumer habits or shopping/buying addiction and minimize your material possessions. Life will be so much easier when you travel light.
3. Detoxify. As a result of watching too many commercials coupled with our excessive obsession to stay young, beautiful, and healthy, most of us take too much vitamins, use too much shampoos and detergents, apply too much makeup and beauty products, etc. Detoxify your body inside out; let it breathe freely, and nurture itself naturally.
3. De-tech. Technological advancements sometimes prove to complicate our lives rather than bring convenience. No, you don’t have to ditch your cell phone, e-mail or voice mail; stay connected but not too connected that you end up stressed and harassed. Turn off your cell phone once in a while (and have refreshing, momentary peace), and watch less TV (it is a time thief!).
5. Practice time management. We all have the same 24 hours in one day yet some people are more productive with their time than others. Their secret? They know how to manage and use their time wisely. Make a daily to-do list of your activities, prioritize them, and stick to your schedule.
6. Downsize your career ambitions. If your career seems to endanger your physical, emotional, and mental sanity, re-plan and downsize it. Our obsession to be ahead in the rat race often leads to disturbing anxieties, frustrations and, ultimately, diseases. Be realistic about your career and business goals, and save your life.
7. Delegate. Face it, you cannot do everything yourself; delegate chores at home and at the office. Ask for help; get a secretary or assistant, employ a cleaning lady once a week, have your clothes laundered. The time you will save will be priceless if used to devote to things that mean so much to you like spending quality time with your kids, or learning life-improvement skills in schools and seminars.
8. Give up unnecessary things and activities. By force of habit or what we conveniently term “sentimental reasons,” we tend to hang on to things and activities that no longer serve a purpose in our lives. Ask, “Is this thing relevant and does it serve a purpose at this stage of my life?” If the answer is no, discard it.
9. Get out of debt. People who stay in debt are faced by the continuous nuisance of receiving and dealing with threatening collection notices. Being in debt puts you under intense stress; settle your debts right away or do it gradually but diligently if you cannot pay upfront. Avoid the temptation of further buying on credit.
10. Spring clean. Spring cleaning doesn't just involve cleaning up your home and work spaces and editing your accumulation of trinkets and junk. It also entails spiritual cleansing and renewal. This may mean settling unresolved issues with relatives and loved ones, and even social and professional associates. Go to a gym for an energizing workout or a spa once in a while for a relaxing body massage.
11. Live in the moment. Learn to relax and take your time, and preoccupy yourself with the present. Don’t agonize over the past because it’s gone and don’t be anxious over the future because it is still to come. Learn to relish the now, and take time to pause and feel the fresh wind. Most of all, try never to worry.
 
I trust you find the foregoing helpful and practice them for a happy living.

Note: The above article is sourced from the Internet research by this blogger.