5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman

3^rd January 2013, Ha Tien, Vietnam. I would like to share the following quotes sourced from the internet, which I found very educational.

1) “Fine” – This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up.

2) “Nothing” – means “Something” and you need to be worried.

3) “Go Ahead” – this is a dare, not permission, don’t do it.

4) “Whatever” – A women’s way of saying screw you.

5) “That’s Ok” – She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Bonus Word: “Wow!” – This is not a compliment; she’s amazed that one person could be so stupid.

So guys better watch out!

Thanks to - http://16quotes.com/5-deadly-terms-used-by-a-woman/

SHORT BUT SUFFICE

8^th December 2012, Ha Tien, Vietnam.   Hello my dear readers!  I  have lifted another article from my previous journal “Ang Buhay nga Naman”.

It is Christmas time and I would like to share this one for your reading pleasure.

WHERE YOU BELONG?

In the Philippines we have “Kapuso”, “Kapamilya” or  “Kasama”.

In Vietnam I am looking for my “Katropa”.

NO. 1 OR NO. 2?

Why is it that in all fields someone will always claim to be the Number 1; while nobody would claim to be Number 2?

TEXT MESSAGE

The usual text of the Husband whenever he is on business trips:

 “MA CAN’T GO HOME YET STILL SHOPPING.”

The Wife replies:

“PA COME HOME NOW,  I’M SELLING WHAT YOU'RE SHOPPING.”

The above prompted the Husband to go home immediately. Why so? Guess why.

YOU WANT MORE?

How do you say it in:

Japanese:  “ISAPANE!”

Vietnamese”  “CHO TOI MOT!”

Pilipino: “ISA PA NGA!”

TRUTH ABOUT BREAST MILK

Breast milk best for babies and for daddies too!

PINOY VOCABULARY

I have learned these terms from my research:

Malalim na salita:  Balon, Dagat.

Mabigat na salita:  Bato, Higanti

Masakit na salita:  Aray, Hapdi at Kirot!

NOTICE THIS ONE

You will notice that this notice is nothing to be noticed.  Did you notice?

IT’S NOT EASY TO WRITE SOMETIME

Well it's difficult sometime to think what to write. So in this edition it is short, but promise I write more next time. I hope you enjoyed.

I wish you all a Merry Christmas!

ANG BUHAY NGA NAMAN

I would like to publish this article I wrote in my previous Taglish journal "Ang Buhay Nga Naman" and practice my writing skills sa wikang Pilipino.   

Hi! Magandang araw po mga Kabayan! Ang edition po na ito ay galing sa aking tagalized column dati.

Let’s test your IQ and please try to answer bago mo silipin ang tamang sagot sa dakong hulihan.


T-1 Ano ang pagkakapareho ng isang "Hari" at ng "Meterstick"?

T-2. Ano ang matatagpuan mo sa gitna ng “Australia at America”?

T-3. Ano ang pagkakapareho ng “Island” at ng letter “T”.

T-4. Ano naman ang mga letters na di mo matatagpuan sa Alphabet?

More Questions Pa:

T –  Ano ang pagkaka-iba ng “parachute” at ng “condom”?

S – Ang parachute pag nabutas “PATAY” kang bata ka! Samantala ang condom pag nabutas “BUHAY” kang bata ka!

T – Ano naman ang similarity ng 'Asphalted road' at ng isang 'Babae'?

S – Pareho po silang 'Slippery” when WET! Ay bastos! 

Paano Pauwiin si Mister?  I-text mo!

Meron isang businessman na mahilig mag-extend tuwing may business trip at lagi  na lang may excuses.

The businessman texts his wife: “MOMMY CAN’T COME HOME YET STILL SHOPPING”

And the wife texts back: "DADDY PLS COME BACK AM SELLING WHAT UR SHOPPING”

So uwi agad si Mister. Bakit kaya? Hulaan mo na lang.

Oi! Punta Tayo sa Hanoi!

Alam ninyo ba doon pala sa Hanoi 15% ng mga teenagers sexually active na! At halos 5% daw naman ng mga babaeng teenagers ay nabubuntis bago mag 18! Kaya tinanong ko yong Vietnamese friend ko bakit kaya? Sabi niya  kasi daw malamig sa Hanoi at wala gano magawa. So they just "DO IT"! “Troi Oi!”

Oy maaasign yata ako don soon!

Ang Sagot sa IQ Test
T-1 Pareho silang "RULER".

T-2 Eh di letter “R”.

T-3 Pareho silang nasa gitna ng "WATER".

T-4 Eh yon mga "letters sa Post Office". At saka meron pa pa yong letter para sa mahal ko.

O nakuha mo ba?

Sige hanggang sa muli po at sana nagustuhan ninyo ito. Babalik po ako for more. Pramis!